搞笑:上个星期患病住院输液,玩手机游戏时间过得飞快,
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今日份搞笑段子
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上个星期患病住院输液，玩手机游戏时间过得飞快，一抬头看到瓶子见底了，顿时慌神了就喊道：“服务员，满上！”
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得挠人处且挠人啊！
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via：@山河大海
与其内耗自己，不如指责他人
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我嘞个精神攻击
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我是大学生，我证明这就是答辩
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“老公，换季了我想买衣服”“那你听话吗？”“不听话！”“不听话就不给你买！”“那我听话！”“乖，听话！咱不买。”
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此招虽险胜算也不大
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via：@AAAAAAA羊粪批发刘姐
可以卖给钓鱼佬当参照物
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via：@冲浪少女在线发疯
男同事：不是这对吗？
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惟喵惟肖
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上班之后网瘾更重了
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刚刚有个人说喜欢我，我直接就把他删了，我滴天啊，九月份说喜欢我，肯定想把我骗去他老家掰玉米、割豆子什么的。
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一个人一支笔，一晚上一个奇迹
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狗子：人中痒痒的
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是不是叨别的鹅被禁言了
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好一个吃不了兜着走
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via：@冲浪男孩钻钻子
哈哈哈爸爸的逻辑满分
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山东人：汉字顺序真的不影响理解！
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