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Guide to Ph.D. Research* When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.
* Experience is directly proportional to the quantity of equipment ruined or destroyed.
* Past experience is always correct, and should never be misled by present facts.
* In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
* Don't believe in miracles, rely on them.
* Teamwork is essential, it allows you to blame someone else.
* Record of data is essential, it indicates you have been doing something.
* No matter what result is anticipated, someone will always fit the facts to it.
* No matter what happens, there is always someone that believes it happened according to his or her pet theory.
* The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
* The quantity which when added to, subtracted from, divided into, or multiplied by the results obtained experimentally to give the correct result, is known as a constant.
* Experiments must be reproducible, they should fail in the same way. If any experiment works you must be using the wrong equipment.
* An experiment may be considered successful if no more than half the data must be discarded to obtain the results required.
* For neatness always draw the curves first and afterwards plot the data.
* If an experiment is a complete failure it can always be used as a bad example.
Summary:
* When in charge- ponder
* When in trouble- delegate
* When in doubt- mumble
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