What a surpriser
Open your eyes, a
Woman advisor
The name of this entertainement is
Women lose weight
Our first years of mariage everything was just great
But after two kids
And a weight gain factor
The fact is
Now shes completely unattractive
Look fat chicks
I dont mean to sound rude
I tell her nice hit the gym
And dont eat so much food
But no
Your shallow
You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth
But how if desires is not there
Thats just delayment
Divorce is, child support, alimony payments
My happiness I doubt discouraged
So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
Meanwhile my secretary june well groomed
When you gonna leave your wife
I tell her soon mommy soon I assume
Or my destiny is blue
Interestingly
The only thing left for me to do is to kill her
What a surpriser
Open your eyes, a
Woman advisor
Im gonna have to kill her
Of course theres laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue miss
My plans against or shenanigans
Kinda ran thin
Knowin nothing about poisoning
And I cant swim
Bad intentions pumping
Might as well become numb
Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
But the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch this
Who can I get to help me murder this fat chick
I guess Ill have to play a dude robbin on wednesday
The day she usually goes food shopping
Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler
And sent her clean over the divider
You bastard she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill
I thought she has to be dead
Later on get a call
(from a) lieutenant orourke
(had me) leapin like a frog
We need you at the morgue
So I selfishly persue
Boohoo there was nothing else for me to do I had to kill her
What a surpriser
Open your eyes, a
Woman advisor
Cmon yall know I had to kill her
Of course theres laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue miss
Kill her
What a surpriser
Open your eyes, a
Woman advisor
Cmon yall know I had to kill her
Of course theres laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue miss
So you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run
No sir we dont have no clues right now
This is terrible what am I gonna tell the kids?
Pull yourself together sir
Im so broken up inside I just cant believe this
I understand, I understand
Catch the person who did this
Were gonna try sir
Please
Screamin who done took my heart acting shakin up a lot
At the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like I did it
Like I was the reason my mates slain murmuring
I heard he was displeased with her weight gain
While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook
All she does is order from restaurants
All of the sex you want
I doubt could adress, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
How I took a long lunch break day the wife died
I darn near turned pale
And because of betrayal they indicted me, and gave me an impossible bail
Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
Moral of the story is
Desire is important
So watch your weight
Itll keep you mate smitten its a given
Though looking back I realised I didnt have to kill her
What a surpriser
Open your eyes, a
Woman advisor
I didnt have to kill her
Of course theres laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue miss
I killed her
What a surpriser
Open your eyes, a
Woman advisor
I didnt have to kill her
Of course theres laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue miss
Well there you have it
Keep thin trim
Keep your mariage healthy
Do you know what I mean?
Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler
Peace
$汗$
楼主也跟着增肥好啦，看她怎么说$汗$ $汗$
～～～～你这个男人应该反省～～～～如果真爱一个人，不会因为身体变形而影响性趣的，除非这个人本身你已经不是很爱了～～～$汗$ ～～～对不对啊～～～
都写到这儿了，明摆着是什么意思了$NO$
大多数女人都怕胖的，她可能坚持不下来，你又老打击她，逆反心理。lz要以鼓励为主，比如一起逛街，看见漂亮的衣服就说，你要是瘦一点，穿这件肯定漂亮。或者给个鼓励，瘦5斤给买件衣服什么的。平时不要在她面前吃零食，不要买巧克力。有的女人生了孩子以后体型就一下子很胖，需要时间和毅力才能减掉，千万不要因为这个就嫌弃她，人家不是因为给你生孩子才变胖的么？
看到大家给我的建议和分析，我感觉好多了，以后多鼓励她，其实哪有不爱自己老婆的，但是对着一堆肉做爱真的没大有兴趣的，希望能帮她减下来。
原帖由 young 于 2008-9-10 13:03 发表 http://www.dolc.de/forum/images/common/back.gif
大多数女人都怕胖的，她可能坚持不下来，你又老打击她，逆反心理。lz要以鼓励为主，比如一起逛街，看见漂亮的衣服就说，你要是瘦一点，穿这件肯定漂亮。或者给个鼓励，瘦5斤给买件衣服什么的。平时不要在她面前吃零食 ...
楼上说的对，能真心愿意嫁给你，而且能为你生孩子的，不要轻易对她失去关爱和信心啊，只要不是什么原则性问题，要有耐心，好好的引导他，如果你努力并真诚，是女人都会努力去做的。$ok$
练练莲花宝典吧。:)
体检一下,看是不是有什么病
上街的时候多色迷迷的看苗条的女性，什么都不用说。老婆不让看，答应就好了。但是就是不改。
老婆肯定会有反映。