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Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

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4 `# q2 Q" r. v2 i0 |7 ?+ r$ kTeacher: Please tell us.
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6 T5 e9 Q' L1 ?Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.


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A physics Examination
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Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

$ y, U: P) M! tNick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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