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Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
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Teacher: Please tell us.
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4 ?% d  F- p7 M& q% gStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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2 l. D, c/ H/ `# @+ Q( Z: cA physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

% _. G+ B* W$ i2 R( c4 ANick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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