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Two birls

+ o2 u* [7 T# yTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
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/ q& ~# x. a3 Z1 i/ u, hStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

* A1 o# ]# r5 ]( Z* w5 h9 o* o5 QTeacher: Please tell us.
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Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

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A physics Examination

( r6 r0 R  O; F+ }0 L" WOnce in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

' M) Y; q; L4 F  wThe question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
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Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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