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Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
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Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
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Teacher: Please tell us.
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( R( G8 b+ \0 e3 V- E, W; }Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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6 N2 _$ @8 N% WA physics Examination
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! h/ D8 F9 ]5 ~9 tOnce in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

2 V: s- l. d. x5 e5 rThe question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

$ G# g# w7 b, c( |' hNick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

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