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发表于 2011-2-25 20:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?2 @4 C: N% B( s
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Because it makes fat fact!6 Y: O# x$ m2 O/ m" Z

( o- u3 A# K8 Z2 w2.Why is the letter E so important?
. E- m0 a  y+ p1 ~Because it’s the begining of everything!
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3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?  B0 }/ B* \/ C9 o" I
Because there is love between them!: g  E: B5 B! B

4 V0 U) _! }8 E/ X+ O! B: u: q; ~9 M4.What letter is an animal ?! P& \2 X# u) d; `1 u# Z. \
It’s the letter B
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0 e) s& T! ]* |! |/ K7 Q5.What letter is a question?, B7 o- U3 O) m& }; `
It’s the letter Y( C3 G! ^7 @9 k  n& y# |* u

. W6 z# C/ B1 Z3 ~6.Why is U the jolliest letter?
7 n3 X. }3 b) k- T! HBecause it’s in the midst of fun!
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7.How do you feel today?
, n$ \4 J- M: E  \' k/ @" A- K9 @With my hands ,of course!. t: A9 N( ?3 }0 s% F1 ?

+ c% {; @+ U: S1 m2 c' S% C8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
* r# y/ ?, p* `+ Q6 YTake a longer rope and compare with it!" a, n6 t; h9 ~1 E9 C' v7 c

) A; c2 t! I. [7 H, J* g. m4 Q; ^9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?
) w/ v6 C- D/ R+ n What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!9 T6 s( N4 z3 L6 q3 ^0 u

1 a( I0 u0 D" C% |5 U( T: Z9 G& v' N10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?
7 a8 a# j* W* z7 nHe didn’t cheat!
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11.What does everybody do at the same time?$ ]" q( P3 h/ @7 q! R
Grow old!1 |$ x- c  C, Z  ~$ x! K

8 S. L% @2 B, I  X) Q3 i: u' l2 eThe following question you'd better guess by yourselves firstly, then find the answers
; }8 z2 p9 S8 f+ qat the end!!!2 w- f; E" g9 P- r6 ^5 w6 v
12.What resembles half a pie?( ]. P& c( S! Q5 r! A. W5 X
13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?& B8 U- [- S) `5 A
14.When do people have two mouth?
; B- z0 }; q: m' }  j' r15.Why do lions eat raw meat?+ g8 L9 j' f4 d
16.How many sides does a circle have?
4 {8 G* K+ U- Y. T17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?
% ^- ~& L# z1 h! A9 z% s+ b18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?$ J  J$ ]6 W& ]* x: T# ~3 [$ _' `
19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
2 x# I% O! d$ J% W( o/ m  A20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?& e, {1 l% g$ \; H5 V; z) o1 ~
21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five?$ P. L9 c0 B5 e' {( c7 e
22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?8 W, B" ]. x3 `# b) P
23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?
2 J* l6 _/ J( g24.What falls often but never gts hurt?1 ?5 Q5 H; l0 o3 }# j  M2 W' h
25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?
2 M: i2 y  e, t; `26.Which month has 28 days?
9 A& I: ?. f- z1 H- R7 |27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?" o3 w7 g4 ^; Z) [" h
28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?0 O* a; g0 ~. {9 R' q* @+ \
29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?
. O: {* p4 k3 {, ~) V+ q# e30.Why do giraffes have long neck?
9 m+ B. r$ @0 O# `31.How can you make 6 out of three 7′s?1 s3 a  v6 C8 v/ x" c3 \
32.How can you make 6 out of three 5′s?
8 t! D, l2 C0 G2 d33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8′s?2 ^2 N* m8 d2 ]1 O( y9 x( P
34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?! n" I; K8 {, j6 i0 X+ H. |
35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?
: x) n1 R: v( X36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?  ^6 q5 f0 R+ N7 S8 H" I
37.How do you know policemen are strong ?
4 S2 x; l5 p! Z2 y38.With which hand do you write?
* \1 w' h& P& J/ j- I: ^39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?
$ `( w2 B0 v' V# m5 n$ U& ZAnswers:) ?9 ~( [" I1 |) z7 `5 N2 Z
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2.Because it’s the begining of everything!
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3 b$ w& O4 y0 Z12. The other half!
; Z3 d  {3 ?5 j. K13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人
3 S: r% j$ a1 f% k" b, Y14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!& a5 p4 ?/ C" t0 B: F$ g0 o
15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!8 M) D5 H+ z: U; F# [
16. Two. The inside and the outside!) e1 v' x8 n$ M+ T! k
17. All animals,for trees can’t jump!
) `3 {% l$ ?1 f; z5 f18. Sleep at night!0 {: b, R! z& ?5 @% z
19. At the bottom!, W6 \! f7 W8 u, v! r! j
20. Wet!
/ Q1 f* J; w# h' Y- _6 v21. Nine!" D* V9 q; k' B6 j& K
22. They planted peech trees!/ {* i# W( p% W
23. He walked in the other direction!' O! Q. E  X2 T, L) C5 P" j6 Q' _) G
24. Snowflakes!1 {, M! `; o5 h7 Z  ~3 u" A
25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!
$ B' [# _- z2 N* l) y26. Every month has at least 28 days!5 E  k# t# B8 J% c: a
27. One’s appetite!! ^' Y& y) D6 C5 {
28.From a hen!
' x, R* c: S& }/ J9 X29. He fell off the last step!
" `' Q$ K" q4 P/ ?7 M3 r/ |30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!; J% c& Y( b* N2 L" a2 X3 f$ E: s
31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!3 M, O" N" N) X: ^8 e
32. easy. 5+5/5=6!. N2 _' a  O$ x. t
33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!
% X4 |3 J' q$ |( @9 g$ q9 F7 K34.Washinton,D.C.!
: Q; F% [8 s; x35. The police officer was a lady!9 A# A- X( P' s3 _' m% k
36.Because it can’t see both sides at once.8 R6 _; m. ^4 X% V
37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!1 |5 H- e, {# J- [- U! |' \1 E% ~
38. Neither.I use a pen!4 W' Y2 L; s0 M$ ]2 Q& B
39.Borrow the book from library.
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发表于 2011-3-7 01:46 | 显示全部楼层
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