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1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?
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Because it makes fat fact!
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3 {& h, X: F7 J% q7 H* \" R2.Why is the letter E so important?* y' i% `, Q# u; o( G5 ?
Because it’s the begining of everything!
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3.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?
- J6 Q% ~2 ~" s% K) YBecause there is love between them!
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3 b3 \& @7 I0 L4.What letter is an animal ?) i& P: v0 y0 Z- C; \
It’s the letter B0 \1 }% f. W! E2 a( @2 ]
3 L' N/ w. ~1 u- j7 t# P5.What letter is a question?& ~ z* U' }3 a( y3 q! @
It’s the letter Y
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6.Why is U the jolliest letter?
6 {. {' B! Q( z4 C$ h5 ~3 `8 \Because it’s in the midst of fun!
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7.How do you feel today?6 D8 s: A( L$ E/ H/ i
With my hands ,of course! C! P G5 _* E
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8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
1 K8 {0 B8 E0 \: RTake a longer rope and compare with it!9 A6 c* ~" x w6 ?! k" V0 B: @. l$ N
* s+ C5 O; F, ?9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?
7 ^+ P8 c/ O9 a& ] What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!0 k) Q3 }7 [) J7 w& P
, X: m. x0 [( M) G" K5 o0 X3 E10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?! Z& ]* r w/ `; q* a
He didn’t cheat!. B4 k. ^! n* z6 L, R
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11.What does everybody do at the same time?: ~8 B0 A5 g" s8 w* L
Grow old!
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The following question you'd better guess by yourselves firstly, then find the answers
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12.What resembles half a pie?8 Q9 ~8 _2 j; D G2 t
13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?, I: w0 l& Q- k2 k% t4 J- Z# E
14.When do people have two mouth?
+ S- f- }0 c! T; v# p& e7 {15.Why do lions eat raw meat?
0 e% _2 F, W7 F. B, e( E% E+ H16.How many sides does a circle have? a2 i# E2 {: }8 P5 H
17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?
" D7 ? s" ?# S* K; @+ e; h0 ^& ~18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?
6 H# T3 {4 C( x2 f/ b3 r19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?+ Q7 v" `7 `$ L6 F4 m
20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?( H" {6 ]* I! K- A' q; A. {
21.If two’s company and three’s crowd,what’s four and five?' a" ?. t6 ^- I: h6 z& U2 p
22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why? |8 s2 U5 J ] |. c1 C
23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?" c G6 q- w0 N; X3 M
24.What falls often but never gts hurt?# t+ @" x9 a6 [. O0 v
25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his woman’s disguise?
$ |) E1 r7 V7 S9 C" l0 z; S6 n" y26.Which month has 28 days?1 J! g* x9 l2 f G! Q2 O# T O7 \2 f
27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?1 }+ L1 ^. ^8 i- c3 U: d
28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?
" |5 O6 S- p6 M0 A6 G29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?* a# x" u3 j( v+ Y+ M1 o
30.Why do giraffes have long neck?
( j& f% q, x3 G- J% f, ~31.How can you make 6 out of three 7′s?
]8 c( E0 B1 W: A32.How can you make 6 out of three 5′s?
+ \! _7 x$ P# G/ L9 k" i33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8′s?
7 h; E$ c( S8 `5 \ @34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds? A) ?* Z3 R- _; P
35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?7 C3 g8 X/ O% l6 @6 B3 g1 ~- z& j% m
36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?' u' ]0 Z1 A' `' M, G
37.How do you know policemen are strong ?
$ c8 D1 ~) i( Z+ O V1 @7 s. |38.With which hand do you write?
6 f( Z4 Y! Q# z; W6 U9 [1 F' p# V39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?) n0 X+ h5 j# F3 v: e
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+ T$ r$ U$ C+ |" e2.Because it’s the begining of everything!1 I0 G- C$ D- B
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13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人% r: [8 N6 d" J. }
14. When there’s two of them 有两个人时!
, L, \0 l- E8 T15. They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!: A8 ?4 b+ {$ c1 ]( P" o. S5 {
16. Two. The inside and the outside!- F( X6 U2 V9 @" w
17. All animals,for trees can’t jump! G3 L, i. V: L$ h4 P
18. Sleep at night!2 E* K# k) E% H8 Q9 J% ~
19. At the bottom!8 R) \/ z4 r1 e* S9 n
20. Wet!
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22. They planted peech trees!7 A3 I L/ r" G- I) H' ^
23. He walked in the other direction!
_8 z o3 E. n5 ?5 c' x' Z) i5 z24. Snowflakes!
" A: s7 m' v: O1 J+ x3 _25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!
9 X4 t2 l+ ]8 ~9 [+ m1 O5 v26. Every month has at least 28 days!) _# [$ I$ e9 U0 g ~; O& ^
27. One’s appetite!
: y& T7 y9 n* P$ ~, y28.From a hen!
}5 P; [# S4 a! `& \- i6 g29. He fell off the last step!/ y/ p' _2 ?) `6 X) J: V' r
30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!
& E! a7 v9 R0 \$ p- i" G31.easy . 7- 7/7=6! Q+ E4 i/ u: S* |5 B, Z! `& [( F' r9 ]0 }
32. easy. 5+5/5=6!" j* D! O; Y9 P) a [& p1 v: l
33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!
" B6 r- T2 ^! Q# e9 Z! X3 x( E1 E34.Washinton,D.C.!
" H7 ]0 B+ N" J! C, L7 l) \35. The police officer was a lady!# f, G _# s! q+ y
36.Because it can’t see both sides at once.
4 t) J6 r0 A O/ D _8 U7 i37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!8 y+ F' G- j! m
38. Neither.I use a pen!
; S- y/ ^' C& ~# o" s; N- ^, [39.Borrow the book from library. |
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