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>>"Hello?" 
  > > > >>"Hi  honey, this is Daddy...is your Mummy near the phone?" 
  > > > >>"No  Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with  Uncle Frank," 
  > > > >> 
  > > > >>After a brief pause Daddy  says, 
  > > > >> 
  > > > >>"But you haven't got an Uncle Frank,  honey!" 
  > > > >>"Oh Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom  with Mummy, 
  right now!" 
  > > > >> 
  > > > >>"Uh Okay then......here's  what I want you do. Put down the  
  > > > >>phone, run upstairs and  knock on the bedroom door and 
  shout 
  > > to 
  > > > >>Mommy and Uncle  Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside 
  the 
  > > house." 
  > > > >> 
  > > > >>"Okay Daddy!" 
  > > > >>A few minutes later the little  girl comes back to the phone. 
  > > > >> 
  > > > >>Well I did what you  said, Daddy." 
  > > > >>"And what happened?" he asks. 
  > > > >> 
  > > > >>"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes 
  on and 
  > > ran 
  > > > >>around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went 
flying 
  out the 
  > > > >>front window and now she's all dead." 
  > > > >> 
  > > > >>"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?" 
  > > > >> 
  > > > >>"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all 
  scared and 
  > > he 
  > > > >>jumped out the back window into the  swimming pool..... but he 
  must 
  > > have 
  > > > >>forgot that last week  you took out all the water to clean it, 
  so he 
  > > hit 
  > > > > the bottom  of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead 
  too." 
  > > > >> 
  > > > >>*** long pause *** 
  > > > >> 
  > > > >>Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? 
  > > > >>Is this 555-7039? 
  > > > >>"No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said. 
  > > > >> 
  > > > >>"Oooooppppssss....sorry wrong number!" 
  > > > >>Thank You. |   
 
 
 
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