一秒让人笑到肚子疼的搞笑句子

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记得每天都要开心哦！

朋友圈的搞笑句子

赶紧睡觉，否则你的梦中情敌可能先一步得手。

Hurry up and go to sleep, otherwise your dream rival may succeed first.



比笨蛋还要笨的是笨笨蛋。负负得正，笨笨得聪明，所以聪明人其实比笨蛋笨。

Dumber than a dumb person is a super-dumb person. Negative times negative equals positive, so super-dumb becomes smart, which means smart people are actually dumber than dumb folks.



最惊喜的不是收到礼物，而是我以为今天是周一，其实是周五。

The biggest surprise isn't getting a gift,but that I thought today was Monday, but actually it was Friday.



注意自己的修养，因为你是孩子的第一个驯兽师。

Pay attention to your own cultivation, because you are the child's first animal trainer.



我也是某个人翘首以盼的惊喜，因为我是送外卖的。

I am also someone's long-awaited surprise, because I am delivering takeout。



陪伴就是你不需要我时，我偏偏在。

Companionship means being there when you don't need me.



两个人的瞎凑合，胜过无数单身狗。

The blind compromise of two people is better than countless single dogs.



凡事先讨好自己，别人嘛，就看心情，心情好的时候，连月亮都能给他们摘下来。

Always try to please yourself first. As for others, it depends on their mood. When they are in a good mood, even the moon can be plucked for them.



如果你只关注别人的观点，可能会错过他们的八卦。

If you only focus on others' opinions, you may miss out on their gossip.



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