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:D :D The Aging Explorer:D :D * z4 o" o6 I. w. {7 N6 x3 [! F
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A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.$ d3 o! O: R- _0 E% O8 y
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The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."
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The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."+ e% c* F+ }! ]* F6 J
) @/ {+ C) E9 b8 r% h! V6 F" C5 ?+ zThe old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ROARRRR!" :D:D :D :D :cool: :cool:; f9 A7 u+ L( b2 l
! M( S7 Y: F. [* F/ ^# R[ 本帖最后由 pepperl 于 2007-4-30 15:08 编辑 ] |
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