Joke of the day(to congratulate)

pepperl

:D :D The Aging Explorer:D :D          
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A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
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1 c$ E: f$ N& w/ N* WThe old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."
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The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."

The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ROARRRR!" :D:D :D :D   :cool: :cool:
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[ 本帖最后由 pepperl 于 2007-4-30 15:08 编辑 ]

pepperl

:D :D :D :D :D