what they say about wifes

alpha1216

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.  That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
  
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
  
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
  
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
  
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
  
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is: "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
  
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
  
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Henny Youngman
  
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Sam Kinison
   
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. James Holt McGavran
   
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
Patrick Murray
   
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
  
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
  
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
  
  My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
  
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
  
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
  
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
  
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
you will never know what is a wife unless you will meet my x-wifes?
Fuad Shihadeh

Awa

hahaha, interesting!

ronaneyes

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
这句在理／／