Funny Chinglish - Updated

sammy

People mountain people sea.

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Good good learning day day up

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We are who and who

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[ 本帖最后由 sammy 于 2007-5-8 20:55 编辑 ]

sammy

四喜丸子 – Four glad meat balls（四个高兴的肉团）
5 B/ V- Z5 i, H( [童子鸡 – chicken without sex (还没有性生活的鸡)
9 }" o. S0 ~+ R" P( \; k1 T麻婆豆腐 – tofu made by woman with freckles (一脸雀斑女人做的豆腐)
红烧狮子头 – red burned lion head (烧红了的狮子头)
猴魁茶 – Number one monkey tea （第一只猴子茶）
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& F7 |- ^3 J5 d3 l* S% |炖老母鸡 - stewed chicken with sex (炖有过性生活的鸡)
: Z! D: C1 \. m: [  ]木须肉 – wood mustache meat (木头胡子肉)
醋溜鱼 - vinegor skiing fish (醋海中滑行的鱼)
醉蟹 - drunk crab (喝高了的螃蟹)

maomaomimi

给你补充2个:D :D :D
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give you some color zu see see

sammy

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
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We are who and who

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$握手$ $握手$

chemicalromance

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表


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这是什么? 中国德语英语?

pripa

奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

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sammy

原帖由 pripa 于 2007-5-9 00:43 发表
奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:
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one car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

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