Funny Chinglish - Updated

sammy

People mountain people sea.
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Horse horse tiger tiger

Good good learning day day up
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Here are more:

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[ 本帖最后由 sammy 于 2007-5-8 20:55 编辑 ]

sammy

四喜丸子 – Four glad meat balls（四个高兴的肉团）
# c) H1 [0 @3 e/ x# p) a1 ]7 X童子鸡 – chicken without sex (还没有性生活的鸡)
7 I4 w) A* e" N1 c麻婆豆腐 – tofu made by woman with freckles (一脸雀斑女人做的豆腐)
红烧狮子头 – red burned lion head (烧红了的狮子头)
猴魁茶 – Number one monkey tea （第一只猴子茶）
看着好玩儿，又启迪心智，何不再加几道菜凑一桌？
炖老母鸡 - stewed chicken with sex (炖有过性生活的鸡)
木须肉 – wood mustache meat (木头胡子肉)
  [, \/ r1 R' O醋溜鱼 - vinegor skiing fish (醋海中滑行的鱼)
醉蟹 - drunk crab (喝高了的螃蟹)

maomaomimi

给你补充2个:D :D :D
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sammy

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
给你补充2个:D :D :D

We are who and who

give you some color zu see see

xiexie!!
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chemicalromance

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
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pripa

奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:
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sammy

原帖由 pripa 于 2007-5-9 00:43 发表
奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

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