Funny Chinglish - Updated

sammy

People mountain people sea.

You ask me, me ask who?
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[ 本帖最后由 sammy 于 2007-5-8 20:55 编辑 ]

sammy

四喜丸子 – Four glad meat balls（四个高兴的肉团）
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麻婆豆腐 – tofu made by woman with freckles (一脸雀斑女人做的豆腐)
6 Z, K; X( d( x" I: R! U红烧狮子头 – red burned lion head (烧红了的狮子头)
猴魁茶 – Number one monkey tea （第一只猴子茶）
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炖老母鸡 - stewed chicken with sex (炖有过性生活的鸡)
: v" O, E% {) f. O4 E木须肉 – wood mustache meat (木头胡子肉)
醋溜鱼 - vinegor skiing fish (醋海中滑行的鱼)
- x4 q1 o" L, Q" Y醉蟹 - drunk crab (喝高了的螃蟹)

maomaomimi

给你补充2个:D :D :D

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sammy

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
给你补充2个:D :D :D
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chemicalromance

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
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这是什么? 中国德语英语?

pripa

奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

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sammy

原帖由 pripa 于 2007-5-9 00:43 发表
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