Funny Chinglish - Updated

sammy

People mountain people sea.
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2 p2 E0 z8 `7 `2 R& N; YYou ask me, me ask who?

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8 S" L8 k7 p( p) b1 O% d0 aGood good learning day day up

6 T" e' X# l: {7 ]Here are more:

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[ 本帖最后由 sammy 于 2007-5-8 20:55 编辑 ]

sammy

四喜丸子 – Four glad meat balls（四个高兴的肉团）
童子鸡 – chicken without sex (还没有性生活的鸡)
麻婆豆腐 – tofu made by woman with freckles (一脸雀斑女人做的豆腐)
+ U5 V! f2 r/ ?红烧狮子头 – red burned lion head (烧红了的狮子头)
( E$ q2 x4 X8 E9 @+ {, C. n5 ~猴魁茶 – Number one monkey tea （第一只猴子茶）
看着好玩儿，又启迪心智，何不再加几道菜凑一桌？
0 x! x, j, n6 ]4 v炖老母鸡 - stewed chicken with sex (炖有过性生活的鸡)
木须肉 – wood mustache meat (木头胡子肉)
醋溜鱼 - vinegor skiing fish (醋海中滑行的鱼)
醉蟹 - drunk crab (喝高了的螃蟹)

maomaomimi

给你补充2个:D :D :D
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sammy

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
给你补充2个:D :D :D
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xiexie!!
$握手$ $握手$

chemicalromance

原帖由 maomaomimi 于 2007-5-8 20:44 发表
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' ?/ u8 z. `8 x$ M% l! D# R) i这是什么? 中国德语英语?

pripa

奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

+ E( t* k, ~9 c$ F) C0 h6 vone car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

sammy

原帖由 pripa 于 2007-5-9 00:43 发表
奉献一个俺看过的最经典的 简练的 传神的 新闻报道:

one car come one car go, two cars "ping" "ping", people die.$汗$

$汗$ $汗$