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1。One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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[: U; y: y5 w# j% Y, \ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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2。Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. P6 e z+ l! {# y' g q; ]7 o
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。; t4 v8 ~# C f) b
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3。Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.5 g/ I# @/ ?; {, \1 d5 \4 l
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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4。Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.6 N# X) `4 o- B( @" g' h% m
6 p9 @* R9 W4 p 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。 V3 O8 T k" F6 p" D
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5。Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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# i/ G$ h$ ?0 P5 \7 c$ ~( j0 b8 z 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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1 O7 W E( s, {5 ~6 ?3 t2 U7 A+ d 6。Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。) C3 |. W3 U. \
5 ^$ k" A. u* m( k 7。Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. :D
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9 V$ @/ q2 A5 y+ Z3 J4 \4 {9 ? 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。2 e' c) Q V4 @+ S# \, C
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8。“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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* E7 B% m. L6 k& C5 y7 E 9。There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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3 \4 L9 H6 E9 L, _ o/ R; O1 | 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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10。“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!# w* m" E/ B4 n0 ]. L1 M
0 {! D2 q0 M# C- r* `; L 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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+ b6 s. x/ A1 x7 q3 {* a& K 11。God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.2 Y3 m; T% X q& I
+ z# u5 K" X) g5 s: D6 ^# V 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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12。When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!(加上孩子?$frage$ )
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13。A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.7 H0 C8 @# Y' t8 X! G V
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。; y9 G4 I) M5 U; [. }3 [
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14。The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. f" I) P' H9 ^" R2 E' q) n
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。:D |
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