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发表于 2007-10-2 15:28 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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( ?9 h2 E, X) G" A" g6 vAn: NASA - Amerika      Von: Kraxelhuber
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Greet Got,
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I write you because, you must help me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in the television. In color. An so came me the idea to make holidays in the world room. Alone. Without my crazy wife Resi.+ ]4 }1 r+ J1 n* w5 y( V- v

1 {% _$ J) x5 Q) b( v1 kI am the Kraxelhuber from Germany. The king of Bavaria was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a very shrill voice like a circular saw.
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' @; k  E: c6 YShe says I am a Schlapp-tail. She wants that I become Bürgermaster. But I want not to be Bürgermaster of our Kaff. I have nothing at the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want make holidays on the moon. Without my bad half.3 `- h" h! l0 |$ Y1 v

5 C5 }* W9 O& D0 k- l* cBut I take my dog with me. He is a Mixling. He is like a boxer. His name is Wurschtl. So I want book a flight in: T5 P2 z, q, V- G
your next Space Shuttle. But please give me not a windowplace. I would kotz you the rocket full, because I am not swindle-free. And no standing place please…./ S- v; V0 J* u2 p$ u

" W0 _) _  f' v  K4 {% jAnd please do not tell my wife that I want to go alone. She has a big Schrotgun. She would make a sieve out of my Arsch. I need not much comfort. A niche double-room with bath and Klo and heating. And windows with look to earth. So I can look through my far-glases and see my wife shufting on the potato-acker. And I and my dog laugh us a branch (haha). We will kringel ourself fore laughing (höhöhö.- L- t8 p# X1 p. {/ Y2 m8 i
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Is what loose on the moon? I need warm weather and I hopethe sun shines every day. This is very good for my frostboils. Have you bratherings on the moon? I must overgive me when you have no bratherings, because they are my Leib-food.! e( o2 z. i. L5 q& B' d5 J
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With a friendly Servus

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