ZT---男人很难取悦!! (joke) -- 新添加在page 2

Awa

Men Are Hard To Pleased
     男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:
     男人的问题是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
     如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
     对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
     如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
     如果不，他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
     如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
     如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
     如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
    如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
     如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
     如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
     如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
     如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
     如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
     如果不，他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
     如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
     如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
     如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
     如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
     如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
     如果他吸烟，他是绅士
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
     如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
     如果他考得好，他说是实力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
     如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too  SENSITIVE!!
     如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
    如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
The  moral of the story  is.......
以上的故事告诉我们：

Send this to guys out there anyway...
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！

Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

[ 本帖最后由 Awa 于 2007-10-26 10:43 编辑 ]

棉花

:D :D :D

littledoll

so are human, not only man, i guess

sunbar

原帖由 littledoll 于 2007-10-23 13:33 发表
so are human, not only man, i guess

support

annierong

听上去很有道理啊.:D

Irrtum

暈，這麽說男人啊

Rioja

:D :D :D :D

Awa

不好意思啊，拿男人开玩笑了，我再贴个开女人玩笑的帖子。以示公平!

Irrtum

好啊，期待中

erik100

NND UNFAIR!!!

Awa

原帖由 Irrtum 于 2007-10-24 17:56 发表
好啊，期待中

已经贴了一个笑话了: ''丈夫商店''

我来胡诌几句:

Women are hard to pleased:
女人很难取悦:

If you are not poetic, you're not sensitive.
如果你不诗意浪漫，那你不够敏感!
If you do write poems, then you're a loser.
假如你真的写诗， 你只是个孬种!

If you're not handsome, They don't feel interested in you,
如果你张的不帅，她们对你不感兴趣,
if you're beautiful, then you're gay.
(comes from the sentence of : 'You're too handsome to be straight' )
假如你很英俊，她们又觉得你是玻璃!

If you flirt with others, you're playboy.
如果你调情，无疑就是花花公子.
if they flirt with others, that's cute!
假如她们调情，那叫可爱!
大家有新的Idea就加上来啊，无论关于男的还是女的!:D

[ 本帖最后由 Awa 于 2007-10-26 11:02 编辑 ]

Irrtum

還是覺得不對啊，好像感覺是變著方法在說男人:D :D

天夏无霜

:P :P :P
有些说得好像挺在理的噢.

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
     如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
     如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！

Awa

原帖由 Irrtum 于 2007-10-26 17:48 发表
還是覺得不對啊，好像感覺是變著方法在說男人:D :D

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