ZT---男人很难取悦!! (joke) -- 新添加在page 2

Awa

原帖由 Irrtum 于 2007-10-24 17:56 发表
好啊，期待中

已经贴了一个笑话了: ''丈夫商店''

我来胡诌几句:

Women are hard to pleased:
女人很难取悦:

If you are not poetic, you're not sensitive.
如果你不诗意浪漫，那你不够敏感!
If you do write poems, then you're a loser.
假如你真的写诗， 你只是个孬种!

If you're not handsome, They don't feel interested in you,
如果你张的不帅，她们对你不感兴趣,
if you're beautiful, then you're gay.
(comes from the sentence of : 'You're too handsome to be straight' )
假如你很英俊，她们又觉得你是玻璃!

If you flirt with others, you're playboy.
如果你调情，无疑就是花花公子.
if they flirt with others, that's cute!
假如她们调情，那叫可爱!
大家有新的Idea就加上来啊，无论关于男的还是女的!:D

[ 本帖最后由 Awa 于 2007-10-26 11:02 编辑 ]

Irrtum

還是覺得不對啊，好像感覺是變著方法在說男人:D :D

天夏无霜

:P :P :P
有些说得好像挺在理的噢.

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
     如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
     如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！

Awa

原帖由 Irrtum 于 2007-10-26 17:48 发表
還是覺得不對啊，好像感覺是變著方法在說男人:D :D

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