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I always wanted to have someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
! h$ Q) B$ l1 f8 }(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought religion into my life... . K& }) D- S, Z$ S+ u3 @$ ?, ]7 b
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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4 H z2 y/ {3 Y0 B5 VAs the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
7 D' n; P& n% o(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... $ y& q0 y/ C2 ^7 A& V% T
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again. ' V5 G1 r a9 N" y( B
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
! z7 L2 C& @. H# h. v# A(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was? ) D/ s3 X4 ?2 T4 O) F* M% p1 E
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You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
6 D) ^; i. A4 p( r/ T(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
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* G9 e0 ]) M! ^" r4 {* WLooking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
, p. S0 D Z, o" N& x9 |) K(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking
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Thank you for being part of my life..... 9 t* m3 }, o; o8 v: _- l
(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!
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( {& a4 C6 f- BCongratulations on your wedding day! " g* `% k2 k: ^) Z- M4 @$ B6 T
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband. " y5 Q% f. R7 I o9 U; y
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Hooray..... # u4 E8 S9 w2 s h/ t
(Inside card) - You're divorced.
, i% E% R1 |$ k$ t* w2 rI just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened... ! s' ?7 Q" h K- v
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived. 3 i7 B( e# @' |6 h# O( p
1 a2 i& w( \9 c! f/ ICongrats on getting married... & W" L8 C, O$ o6 I6 r6 s
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life. / {; Q3 X+ w5 D9 w* K7 H7 z
; K: f- n& V, c2 D" U7 Q' i9 A+ bSomeday I hope to marry...
& z; q6 |3 L' H1 ]; n! k- b(inside card) - Someone other than you.
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( w- c5 ^. h) E g- E. {) t$ J uWe have been friends for a very long time...
; k3 H/ q% l" l U* V5 U# e1 V(inside card) - What do you say we stop?
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- \. h/ E8 z7 ^ I R' K' a1 [7 xAND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:
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Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... 3 ~- f1 ^# K( d X# F5 G
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
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When we were together, you said you'd die for me... 8 K) Y" f* ^* O9 l
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
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Lastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:9 d Q m. t/ H5 O. L9 L6 X
! j- c8 G' t* H1 m) O% QHappy Birthday! You look great for your age.... + c: L' y3 V" H+ \6 \& m9 {
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!$ m" G( c5 O% }+ r' ]# P
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