GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

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I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
, e0 N% ]' F! w  p) D+ W(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
1 o) b& q9 y% H& O6 g(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
: Z* h5 u8 M6 `8 a" T(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
. L2 V: R6 d4 [+ ^( {(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
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. _  N' V5 h  s" l; BYou are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
* Q* _1 Y, k) t5 C6 m* @(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
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Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
' A" H9 f) s' C4 w(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

Thank you for being part of my life.....
' g1 j) d7 }& W' _0 ]& e(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  
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  a' j4 f8 e1 _: z" g/ ~/ g. FHooray.....
! G: [/ D# v0 p: H7 e; ](Inside card) - You're divorced.
I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.
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* q6 N5 d- ?' V2 W* H0 L8 q4 ~; nCongrats on getting married...
. [) E: ~6 h! W" d1 u/ q" g  K(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

Someday I hope to marry...
# H. E4 T2 G/ M8 }8 A" c(inside card) - Someone other than you.

We have been friends for a very long time...
7 T& Z5 j) q. f( `& d. c9 }- R(inside card) - What do you say we stop?

# t% e/ D2 a/ F; ^: E) |AND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

& Z: f1 |5 L$ l) @& y" LLastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:

) T5 e- \+ n" T( V3 ZHappy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!