GREETING CARDS THAT NEVER GOT PRINTED

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I always wanted to have someone to love.  And now that you've come into my life...
( m; c4 f) E& h8 a(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

. N9 v6 W7 B% V# K3 i) v" aI must admit, you brought religion into my life...
& e2 d" D% L. }) z1 D(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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4 i; K3 b. R, E" E/ \$ v- t0 ~4 oAs the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
% ^% [# p6 S- [/ j0 L(Inside card) - …That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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0 ?4 @7 N9 a9 K6 U- O# J1 j% rCongratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
# @$ D3 V0 \# M(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

! W$ l* L! D8 l4 ?4 p$ @( kCongratulations on your new bundle of joy....
$ {0 F% n$ N! J# ~2 ~& S1 N(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
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: k4 g9 ^" j6 o# w0 v& n3 `You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
& M6 I! w( F3 j) B& G0 ?- S4 w(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
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Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....
(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking
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Thank you for being part of my life.....
% _# J. N; w% ^$ a, A% S) `9 \* d+ B(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.  
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% E: `# w/ _0 C4 p) A1 nHooray.....
(Inside card) - You're divorced.
I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...
: z5 z2 O* P, V7 p- A) y( M(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

9 p" e3 ?6 i3 R5 SCongrats on getting married...
(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
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5 V, E( V" `1 M5 zSomeday I hope to marry...
0 r' V! [5 Q6 H% ?$ V(inside card) - Someone other than you.
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We have been friends for a very long time...
(inside card) - What do you say we stop?

# v" x6 W2 A, fAND MY THREE PERSONAL TOP FAVOURITES:

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
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When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

  {" q2 W. }& G2 y& e" Z5 {: ]( HLastly, for any friends in California or who have too much money:

Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!