One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

1 N/ r: D3 |4 D8 ], E. E[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

8 ?( g4 ]2 j  w' q[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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& A8 G2 j+ s5 [6 |[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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1 L) c+ d8 q; l3 c  O( l[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

  X; p. k; y* H+ T" L5 E- |2 A[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

' P  s) A' V# k( S[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
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! ^; I/ F+ l! P7 f[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
4 e) A4 \7 C) I0 {) C/ l; \. ]Man : Will it help ?
Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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" n8 a2 P  E6 `( S# v[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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/ j" k* z. _! I/ m. C5 _[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
. o9 e! F+ E+ @! LIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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