One Line Humor

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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

+ P9 d3 G: C/ Z[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
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[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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7 P* ^& d3 l- V0 s$ D: |# z[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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( t* Q3 A" A: H) ~" u1 G[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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" q$ k9 X. A" S7 h[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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. _& U2 R/ T6 x/ y" V( {[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

# Z& [- G1 _* Z1 P[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

; ^/ f4 Z% i& X' e1 |2 z[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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* q1 U4 }0 v3 k5 L[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
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[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

' o5 |- m! \$ p, I3 n[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !

[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
# h( t& q2 ]$ a/ n' uHusband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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* ]4 Q6 v3 Z- p" ~  x[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

ginny

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