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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. % U a/ A3 B) T. J0 ^
+ y- w# l4 a1 s6 ~1 y5 J[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! % a, F! I1 t: E
" P) I, `/ Q8 V! f8 b: U B; p[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. 0 L. F: P3 D' c6 y K
6 J1 z5 Y4 H' o4 c[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. ( o) C4 y2 S h' {# x/ ^
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[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 1 y$ C0 Z# N& d0 T E) ]; u; k$ n9 l
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[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. % ]8 V0 ?/ x/ d0 p; R
# T. n# B+ W: e) u; V; V5 ?[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ; ~( r a: h. p% {
" d* j4 u2 q" s9 z* o[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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+ x. w& @5 J8 R- g[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. E5 ^& U- U3 G. X- }& o `
- H8 c9 y. x( O6 [[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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9 S; Q6 A7 s _& v[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. 9 U3 U& o5 D& S8 B' L6 M
, |8 Q) @$ \# d# v! C/ [# q9 J8 o[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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9 l4 D+ C* [: J( A[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. I8 D5 U" j0 c" K* | H& ^
- i, ~3 W" S8 \[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. 9 h) g9 t X+ K1 Z5 ]: U
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[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak !
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[22] Man : Is there any way for long life?
( w. a( j: C0 A7 X2 nDr : Get married. 6 S$ X6 h0 Y' Z& v7 ]# V% m' i, ~
Man : Will it help ?
1 N/ [' s/ |" u9 y/ M; t7 JDr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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$ o' e" d! p/ X8 L* V[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! ( ?# P. r. p7 \
* N- G% x8 s" S: Q[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? 9 N4 L7 R; S2 P* C3 X) x
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.
8 p2 G5 H2 y+ H _$ iIt's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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% @% ^: J, r1 q) h5 ?" v4 G6 o[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it! |
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发表于 2008-9-10 20:39