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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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D! u, F2 T4 Q0 q# b[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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1 P, j, r- q. V[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. ; y8 W6 p; f; v; y" m
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[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 0 v/ v3 k" F. F% ?
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[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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5 h$ T3 x+ M- l% e% Y+ w* u* B[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 5 ]6 m; Z' b( w% u; V8 q( C$ g! h
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[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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, k. k1 w9 n8 r6 b: @[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. + ?6 [: i, C1 Q8 ~% k! m& M
* C. W s- A8 [; y' M/ o[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 7 W9 f" A. I8 x6 ^: F; l
/ x* z$ s' K0 k5 H5 E. m4 e6 ^[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. , g1 P: G2 Z+ W6 g% p
- `# I, [, w* n7 l j/ n[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. : u1 F! k. }% E
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[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. O; ^- |4 q& {5 ?0 S
) p! l0 q* M% g3 H; y1 f8 l[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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! v$ K- s- _+ |0 i: H7 M[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. 5 X5 k0 X/ Q8 `5 ]& w
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[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. 3 d W% ?8 \3 w$ O
2 ~- i% w( i% v& \[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. + B2 E' ]. t: l8 d
. A) C0 D: [5 G+ ?[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak ! * X1 A$ @+ }1 {8 E: m8 {$ e
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[22] Man : Is there any way for long life? I3 r7 R6 V1 o# z
Dr : Get married. 2 k+ t- W3 O& y9 J! e) }
Man : Will it help ?
# B# W2 n. P2 ?5 [Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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3 i* R0 {5 l2 j* g[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding ? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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' E+ K9 P V$ O/ l# p[24] Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
U5 C% U% N/ `( W0 i& PHusband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. " O( w5 l, b( M* U% n
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[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged. 7 ~) Y7 }( v: p: z$ `6 H" s
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. 6 y3 y6 a& x, e# C7 L3 ]
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[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it! |
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发表于 2008-9-10 19:39