|
马上注册,结交更多好友,享用更多功能,让你轻松玩转社区。
您需要 登录 才可以下载或查看,没有账号?注册
x
Two nuns are riding their bicycles around the Vatican. After a while, one of the nuns says,” Hey, I never came this way before.”
The second nun replies, “ Yeah, I know. It’s the cobblestones.”
At the back of a movie theater, a girl and a guy are making out passionately. Finally, the boy has to take a moment to stop and come up for air. “Wow,” he pants.” I really love kissing you. But would you mind not passing me your chewing gum?”
“Oh, that’s not chewing gym,” replies the girl.” I have bronchitis”
Three old men are sitting around, comparing how feeble they’ve become in their old age.
The first old guy says,” My hands shake so badly that when I shaved this morning, I cut my face.”
Not one to be outdone, the second geriatric proclaims, “My hands shake so badly that when I trimmed my garden yesterday, I sliced all my flowers.”
“That’s nothing,” the third old man says sadly.” My hands shake so badly that when I took a piss yesterday. I came three times!” |
|