黑人给白人的一封信，爆笑！！！！！

lya · 发表于 2009-6-19 12:33

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黑人给白人的一封信！爆笑！
Dear white, something you got to know 亲爱的白种人，有几件事你必须知道。
When I was born, I was black. 当我出生时，我是黑色的
When I grow up, I am black. 我长大了，我是黑色的
When I'm under the sun, I'm black. 我在阳光下，我是黑色的
When I'm cold, I'm black. 我寒冷时，我是黑色的
When I'm afraid, I'm black. 我害怕时，我是黑色的
When I'm sick, I'm black. 我生病了，我是黑色的
When I die, I'm still black. 我死了，我仍是黑色的。
you---white people, 你---白种人
When you were born, you were pink. 当你出生时，你是粉红色的
When you grow up, you become white. 你长大了，变成白色的
You're red under the sun. 你在阳光下，你是红色的
You're blue when you're cold. 你寒冷时，你是青色的
You are yellow when you're afraid. 你害怕时，你是黄色的
You're green when you're sick. 你生病时，你是绿色的
You're gray when you die. 当你死时，你是灰色的
And you, call me "color"? 而你，却叫我「有色人种」？

莱茵 · 发表于 2009-6-19 12:36

皮皮熊 · 发表于 2009-6-19 12:40

sweetleslie · 发表于 2009-6-19 13:02

josi · 发表于 2009-6-19 13:53

你看到我在笑？
有没有看到我把泪，藏在笑里面？

就爱巧克力 · 发表于 2009-6-19 13:55

狼崽 · 发表于 2009-6-19 14:05

pilot · 发表于 2009-6-19 14:08

kakteen · 发表于 2009-6-19 14:22

saint_para · 发表于 2009-6-19 14:26

ivydy · 发表于 2009-6-19 14:51

哈哈

viviever · 发表于 2009-6-19 14:55

PimmsL.D.N. · 发表于 2009-6-19 14:57

How to answer foreigners' sb questions ZT
How to answer foreigners' sb questions

Stand answers for Q&As of China

Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.

Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.

Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.

Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.

Q: Why you are the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't F*** with everybody.

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lilie3838 · 发表于 2009-6-19 14:59

种子1号 · 发表于 2009-6-19 15:55

bubble... · 发表于 2009-6-19 19:17

有意思！

testhula · 发表于 2009-6-19 19:23

纽扣 · 发表于 2009-6-19 21:59

好经典！

doudouno1 · 发表于 2009-6-19 22:03

asdsa · 发表于 2009-6-19 22:05

MR.OIL · 发表于 2009-6-19 22:13

炫炫冰冰 · 发表于 2009-6-19 22:13

好笑，顶

Azzd · 发表于 2009-6-19 22:32

qpdb · 发表于 2009-6-20 00:27

fettarm · 发表于 2009-6-20 00:29

太好了！

小五妈 · 发表于 2009-6-20 00:41

RindB!

lya · 发表于 2009-6-20 00:46

RindB!
小五妈发表于 2009-6-20 00:41

这个单词老卵~~今天学会了~~小五妈~你可以的~~牛逼~~`

小五妈 · 发表于 2009-6-20 01:13

这个单词老卵~~今天学会了~~小五妈~你可以的~~牛逼~~`
lya 发表于 2009-6-20 00:46

8是饿原创的啊！

lya · 发表于 2009-6-20 01:17

在欧的眼里,你就是原创

小五妈 · 发表于 2009-6-20 01:19

在欧的眼里,你就是原创
lya 发表于 2009-6-20 01:17

表酱紫，原创打我怎么办？

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