ZT---男人很难取悦!! (joke) -- 新添加在page 2
Men Are Hard To Pleased男人很难取悦!!
The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是：
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好，他说妳骄傲．
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聪明，他会郁闷
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他说妳不信任他
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
如果他吸烟，他是绅士
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍
If he HURTS u, u are tooSENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．
Themoral of the storyis.......
以上的故事告诉我们：
Send this to guys out there anyway...
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！
[ 本帖最后由 Awa 于 2007-10-26 10:43 编辑 ] :D :D :D so are human, not only man, i guess 原帖由 littledoll 于 2007-10-23 13:33 发表 http://www.dolc.de/forum/images/common/back.gif
so are human, not only man, i guess
support 听上去很有道理啊.:D 暈，這麽說男人啊 :D :D :D :D 不好意思啊，拿男人开玩笑了，我再贴个开女人玩笑的帖子。以示公平! 好啊，期待中 NND UNFAIR!!! 原帖由 Irrtum 于 2007-10-24 17:56 发表 http://www.dolc.de/forum/images/common/back.gif
好啊，期待中
已经贴了一个笑话了: ''丈夫商店''
我来胡诌几句:
Women are hard to pleased:
女人很难取悦:
If you are not poetic, you're not sensitive.
如果你不诗意浪漫，那你不够敏感!
If you do write poems, then you're a loser.
假如你真的写诗， 你只是个孬种!
If you're not handsome, They don't feel interested in you,
如果你张的不帅，她们对你不感兴趣,
if you're beautiful, then you're gay.
(comes from the sentence of : 'You're too handsome to be straight' )
假如你很英俊，她们又觉得你是玻璃!
If you flirt with others, you're playboy.
如果你调情，无疑就是花花公子.
if they flirt with others, that's cute!
假如她们调情，那叫可爱!
大家有新的Idea就加上来啊，无论关于男的还是女的!:D
[ 本帖最后由 Awa 于 2007-10-26 11:02 编辑 ] 還是覺得不對啊，好像感覺是變著方法在說男人:D :D :P :P :P
有些说得好像挺在理的噢.
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ 原帖由 Irrtum 于 2007-10-26 17:48 发表 http://www.dolc.de/forum/images/common/back.gif
還是覺得不對啊，好像感覺是變著方法在說男人:D :D
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