Awa 发表于 2007-10-23 13:12

ZT---男人很难取悦!! (joke) -- 新添加在page 2

Men Are Hard To Pleased
   男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:
   男人的问题是:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
   如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
   对他不好,他说妳骄傲.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
   如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他.

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
   如果不,他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
   如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
   如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
   如果妳比他聪明,他会郁闷

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
    如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
   如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
   如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
   如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
   如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
   如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
   如果不,他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
   如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
   如果他骂妳,是表示他“关心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
   如果妳没有守承诺,妳就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
   如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
   如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
   如果他吸烟,他是绅士
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
   如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
   如果他考得好,他说是实力!

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
   如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are tooSENSITIVE!!
   如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生,他们会发誓以上是不正确的..
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
    如果你不寄给他们,他们说妳自私..
Themoral of the storyis.......
以上的故事告诉我们:

Send this to guys out there anyway...
快转寄这邮件给男生吧!

Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
转寄给女生,让她们笑一笑!

[ 本帖最后由 Awa 于 2007-10-26 10:43 编辑 ]

棉花 发表于 2007-10-23 13:19

:D :D :D

littledoll 发表于 2007-10-23 13:33

so are human, not only man, i guess

sunbar 发表于 2007-10-23 16:55

原帖由 littledoll 于 2007-10-23 13:33 发表 http://www.dolc.de/forum/images/common/back.gif
so are human, not only man, i guess

support

annierong 发表于 2007-10-23 19:47

听上去很有道理啊.:D

Irrtum 发表于 2007-10-23 20:23

暈,這麽說男人啊

Rioja 发表于 2007-10-24 00:17

:D :D :D :D

Awa 发表于 2007-10-24 12:46

不好意思啊,拿男人开玩笑了,我再贴个开女人玩笑的帖子。以示公平!

Irrtum 发表于 2007-10-24 17:56

好啊,期待中

erik100 发表于 2007-10-24 23:07

NND UNFAIR!!!

Awa 发表于 2007-10-26 10:42

原帖由 Irrtum 于 2007-10-24 17:56 发表 http://www.dolc.de/forum/images/common/back.gif
好啊,期待中
已经贴了一个笑话了: ''丈夫商店''

我来胡诌几句:

Women are hard to pleased:
女人很难取悦:

If you are not poetic, you're not sensitive.
如果你不诗意浪漫,那你不够敏感!
If you do write poems, then you're a loser.
假如你真的写诗, 你只是个孬种!

If you're not handsome, They don't feel interested in you,
如果你张的不帅,她们对你不感兴趣,
if you're beautiful, then you're gay.
(comes from the sentence of : 'You're too handsome to be straight' )
假如你很英俊,她们又觉得你是玻璃!

If you flirt with others, you're playboy.
如果你调情,无疑就是花花公子.
if they flirt with others, that's cute!
假如她们调情,那叫可爱!
大家有新的Idea就加上来啊,无论关于男的还是女的!:D

[ 本帖最后由 Awa 于 2007-10-26 11:02 编辑 ]

Irrtum 发表于 2007-10-26 18:48

還是覺得不對啊,好像感覺是變著方法在說男人:D :D

天夏无霜 发表于 2007-10-27 04:53

:P :P :P
有些说得好像挺在理的噢.

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
   如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
   如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!

Awa 发表于 2007-10-30 09:30

原帖由 Irrtum 于 2007-10-26 17:48 发表 http://www.dolc.de/forum/images/common/back.gif
還是覺得不對啊,好像感覺是變著方法在說男人:D :D
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