Awa 发表于 2007-10-26 09:42

原帖由 Irrtum 于 2007-10-24 17:56 发表 http://www.dolc.de/forum/images/common/back.gif
好啊,期待中
已经贴了一个笑话了: ''丈夫商店''

我来胡诌几句:

Women are hard to pleased:
女人很难取悦:

If you are not poetic, you're not sensitive.
如果你不诗意浪漫,那你不够敏感!
If you do write poems, then you're a loser.
假如你真的写诗, 你只是个孬种!

If you're not handsome, They don't feel interested in you,
如果你张的不帅,她们对你不感兴趣,
if you're beautiful, then you're gay.
(comes from the sentence of : 'You're too handsome to be straight' )
假如你很英俊,她们又觉得你是玻璃!

If you flirt with others, you're playboy.
如果你调情,无疑就是花花公子.
if they flirt with others, that's cute!
假如她们调情,那叫可爱!
大家有新的Idea就加上来啊,无论关于男的还是女的!:D

[ 本帖最后由 Awa 于 2007-10-26 11:02 编辑 ]

Irrtum 发表于 2007-10-26 17:48

還是覺得不對啊,好像感覺是變著方法在說男人:D :D

天夏无霜 发表于 2007-10-27 03:53

:P :P :P
有些说得好像挺在理的噢.

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
   如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
   如果跟他做,他说你是贱货!

Awa 发表于 2007-10-30 08:30

原帖由 Irrtum 于 2007-10-26 17:48 发表 http://www.dolc.de/forum/images/common/back.gif
還是覺得不對啊,好像感覺是變著方法在說男人:D :D
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